I couldn’t help it. It just happened. It was there, I was there, and it happened. And I know I should feel seriously dirty and ashamed for doing it, but somehow I don’t. In fact, I’m pretty proud of it. After all, it was only $5 at Big W. A real bargain! So, DVD in hand, I hurried home through the rain and eagerly fired up my DVD player and sat down for a wonderful 78 minutes of inanity as my eyes beheld “Beavis and Butt-Head Do America” for the first time in years. Yeah, yeah, I know, totally immature, blah blah, whatever! Well, let me tell you something, ‘immature’ is just a word boring people use to describe fun people with a sense of humour, alright?! Nineties kids, stop looking at the screen like I’m talking about a porno here, ok? You watched it too. You know that as well as I do. You, like me, spent plenty of time sniggering away at that loveable pair of potty mouthed ne’er-do-wells, and secretly, like me, you have fond memories of it. Well, as I say, it’s nothing to be ashamed of, and it was only $5 at Big W! Brilliant!
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